Why did you ***** Alchemy up?
Why, for the love of all that is good, would you NERF cards from Standard, then at the same time print even more busted digital-only nonsense to beat all those cards with anyway? If your goal was to only have blue- or white-based control decks in Alchemy, congratulations! It worked. Which of you morons decided it was a good idea to give blue control players unlimited cards THAT ARE ALL ALSO CHEAPER PERMANENTLY?! They don't even need Epiphany anymore to keep you from getting to play the game!
All you had to do was ban the card Alrund's Epiphany in Standard. You had one job. Instead, not only did you not do this, you turned it into an unabashed cash grab, creating a new format in the process, AND making the new format even worse than Standard at the same time, AND breaking Historic as well! Now, non-control, non-Epiphany players just can't play Standard. Period. Epiphany is still ruining normal Standard, AND the new 'escape from Epiphany' Standard knock-off format is even worse.
Seriously stupid move there, guys. Thanks for nothing.
Here's a suggestion that you might have seen before: BAN EPIPHANY IDIOTS! Then, while you're at it, reimburse us for all the wasted wildcards from this horribly unbalanced, untested trash-fire that was Alchemy and get rid of it until you can properly learn to think.