Please explain how I consistently draw 12+ lands in the top 18 cards of my ******* DECK!!!

FIX THE ******* SHUFFLER!!!! HOW MANY ******* TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU TO FIX THE OBVIOUSLY BROKEN SHUFFLER?!?!?

Oh, and thanks for the 0 and 1 lander to follow up the massive ******* flood!!! What's the point of playing on this stupid ******* game? You all should be ashamed of the product you put out.