Hey im playing powered cube and my opponent played comet and he rolled two 6s in a row for two turns in a row and I kind of just got run over by that. This didn't really feel like playing magic, I think you're running some kind of numbers game with that one, so I want some kind of gem refund for my traditional cube event from you people. It doesn't even you cost money. I also think you should fire whoever suggested putting the stupid dog in.

THEN, I played against JiRock, the guy on formidable speaker??? I need you to see if you've blacklisted my account or something. I'm not like one of those guys that cheated on camera and isn't allowed to play magic or anything. My MMR isn't even good.