Can you please explain to me why when I have four of a creature that I want at the beginning of the game and four of a creature I don't really want at the beginning of the game that every single time the first deal of the game you give me the creature that I never wanted. You always give me the creature I don't want and I never see the one card that I actually do want. Even though statistically speaking I should be seeing them exactly the same amount of time like this is the problem with your dealings. This is the problem with your stupid algorithm. This is the whole ******* problem. It just feeds me the same f****** cards over and over and it doesn't actually give me random cards. So every single match is completely fixed.

Secondly, explain to me why every single turn of the game the opponent gets to play a land card every single time and like 70% of the games. You only feed me two lands. That's your algorithm. You're telling me the algorithm is designed to make my opponents be able to play every single card imaginable and make me not be able to play anything.

And thirdly, to top it all off half of the players you play against take two turns and then disappear and don't play the game or the person starts a match and then never takes the turn. And your timer takes 17 years to count down. No one's going to wait for that. So everyone just concedes. So literally your game is like 95% people conceding and 5% of people actually playing maybe against a real person.
And then if you finally do get into a match where the person actually does play the game. Guess what? It's the same f****** four white cards is you play ed 10 other weight games. Previous to that there comes authority of the councils. First turn of the game every game. It's ridiculous.