Ranked Reset Rug-Pulling
I am beginning to harbor deep dissatisfaction, monsieurs, with your ranked system which says that every few days you are resetting the ranks and dropping me from Platinum 2 down to Silver 1. I am deeply troubled by this arrangement, my good sirs. Instead of subjecting you to a long harangue about my dissatisfaction with the matter, I will just impart on you knowledge.
I play Dota 2 at an elite level. A one in a hundred talent, to be sure. One of my favorite qualities of the MOBA are the fact that my rank is consistent and earned and resetting ranks is possible, but you must consent to this, then you may re-rank periodically. Instead of getting the persian rug pulled from under me, I am allowed decency and freedom of heart and spirit and soul to keep my hard earn rank, lest the gremlins take it away. Now im not calling you gremlins, good sirs, merely that you exhibit gremlin-like activity. My feelings are hurt, I fear I may never recover from the heartbreak inflicted when you take my rank away. It's so often, good sirs. So often, you pull this persian rug from under my feet. You are professional rug-pullers, gentlement. Please take this into consideration in the future.