After exhaustive collaboration with 5,000+ other Arena players from around the world, we have come to some conclusions about how exactly you despicable thieves have rigged this game...and we are prepared to file a class action lawsuit against Wizards of the Coast for robbing all of us. We have found concrete evidence that the thievery has become quite sloppy, greedy, and predictable...and violates and financially exploits us, the customers. I will urge you just this once to figure out a way to make this ******** right, or you're going to be handing every dollar you've made right back to us. Additionally, we will be suing you for pain and suffering, time and effort put into proving these sins and violations of law and commerce, so actually, you're going to have to pay each of us for every time we used this platform from the first day of it's creation until sentencing is read and carried out.

You had better get ready to make it right, or the courts and our attorneys will make you do much more.