Card shuffle
I’ve spent over $100 on your game and I want my money back! If you can’t program an algorithm that F**g Uno figured out a decade ago then you need to spend some of my money to hire a real programmer. Matter a fact I want your programmers to look at my message and get mad and go into the game and ** me even harder no lube! Because at least then I know you dckheads are actually reading this sht instead of doing what ever other money mongering company is doing rn which is taking what we want from your game and tossing it straight out the window and doing the opposite. This is absurd you have this many comments about fixing your shuffle and you’ve refused to. If you do not respond or comply with our demands I’m gonna sue you for rigging a game that you pay to play cause you’re not a **** casino so stop acting like it. It’s very clear the more money you spend on the game the more it spreads its cheeks for you but not everyone is gonna pay for you dweebs to have a yacht. You don’t deserve it considering you can’t even complete the simple task of writing code that can actually be random matter a fact if you want me to publicly thread whatever code you write in and fix it for you I will for FREE that’s how irritated you have me. And best hope none of your devs say some dumb sh*t back to me cause I’ll sue you so hard they’ll have to erase you from history freaking mud lickers!