I hope you at WotC and all your employees get cancer. You fat ******* retards cheat with the shuffler by forcing a) alchemy cards into brawl because you need to sell bs cards like Teysa. Cards that have absolutely no real mechanics and are ********. B) By giving opponent perfect draws that would normally not work but under the most stringent criteria.

In essence you guys cheat and are rigged and I hope you employees, the people buying this **** game, and all your families die of cancer. You are all a cheating bunch of **** stains and deserve to die in pain and homeless. Maybe that will teach you not to be cheating sacks of **** run by ********* business majors. KYS