Kill yourself
You should take out alchemy. If you're going to force overpowered cards into the general population, like historic brawl, give it it's own format. Playing cards for 2 mana that allow you to ramp, or kill cards or generate tokens for cheap is garbage. Better yet, we should make a format for people who play alchemy so they can create a suicide pact. If you play alchemy you're trash and you're unloved. You suck so hard at the game you have to use pushed cards to even keep up. It must really suck being so bad at the game. Even God doesn't love you or Hasbro. I think the people pushing alchemy and those who love Hasbro should all go to an area, bring ropes, and hang their fat *****.